comes back once a blue moon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
liina-puff
dredsina

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

dredsina

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

dredsina

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

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Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

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Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

dredsina

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

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Oh hang on what’s this?

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I’m not sure I can reach it…

dredsina

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Oh crap!!!!

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dredsina

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

normalsolutions
normalsolutions

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25JI PSD PACK by normalsolutions. All 4 filters were made in Photoshop && will work best in Photoshop.

  • Do not use as a base, or take layers
  • Do not use as inspo for your own PSD
  • Credit me (normalsolutions) && like/reblog
  • Do not distribute or reupload
  • No one on my DNI, please. (LINK)
  • Not for 18+ content or commercial use or anything that promotes hate.
  • OK to turn off or add layers if needed.

If you understand my terms, download here.

starryforgetmenots
nudityandnerdery

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

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little-old-timey
xenodogz

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

xenodogz

please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"

xenodogz

i dont know where burning screams came from. ive looked. its lost media to me. burning screams is my white whale

metabble

Track 3 "Burning Screams" on "Scary Sounds of Halloween"

i-am-a-fish
i-am-a-fish

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

yeetersofthelostcities

G!!

i-am-a-fish

Give me an A!!!

gerryasingerardway

A!!!

i-am-a-fish

Give me a T!!!

wrailf

T!!!

i-am-a-fish

Give me an O!!!

voices-and-stardust

O!!!!

i-am-a-fish

Give me an R!!!

runnin-out-oftime

R!!!!!!

i-am-a-fish

Give me another A!!!

magicalrebelchild

A!!!!!

i-am-a-fish

Give me a D!!!

silvakss

D!!!!!

i-am-a-fish

And give me an E!!!

hevluvsya102

E!!!!!!!!!

i-am-a-fish

Whats that spell??!!

amllama

GATORADE!!!!!!!!

i-am-a-fish

wait